Q: Do you know 50 Cent’s half brother’s name?
A: 25 Cent.
Q: Why did 50 Cent turn off the TV?
A: The Game was on
Q: Did you hear about that car 50 Cent sent to his mechanic?
A: The engine was shot…just like everything else.
Q: What did Tony yayo say when 50 Cent got a new sweater?
A: G-U-NIT
Q: Why couldn’t G-Unit get on the bus?
A: Because they didn’t have 50 cent
Q: Why is 50 Cent a cat?
A: He has 9 lives (…He was shot nine times)
Q: What is 50 cent called when he’s in Canada?
A: 58 cent
Q: Why did the girl put two quarters in her ear?
A: To hear 50 cent
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